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So here we are on another dogging
mission with a brand new girl at

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kilogram.com in a car park in the middle
of nowhere and as you notice I turn the

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camera on and cars drive off because
they shit themselves but it's Charlie

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Kane. How you doing? I'm good thank you.
I'm not too bad there's a fucking

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caravan behind you. Anyway I know you've
never been dogging before because I've

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never shot you before so we're gonna
break your cherry or as I like to say

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we're gonna bust your cherry today.

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Have you been dogging before?

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Ish. What's ish?

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Well, the last time I went, there was
two people there, so it's not a real

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dogging, is it? No, that's just a shag.

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Exactly. Yeah, yeah. It's a threesome.
Well, fuck me. There's trucks and all

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sorts pulling up here tonight.

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I hope you like spunk.

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I love it.

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Do you? Yes. On your face? More the
merrier. The more the merrier? Yes.

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Love the outfit.

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Well, if you go down to the woods today,
which is where we're going, that way...

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I might have to get somebody to lead the
way because even I don't know where the

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fuck I'm going these days.

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But we'll see you in a minute in the
woods.

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Fuck me.

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You lot are still here. We were only
here last week.

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Fucking hell, you're in the same spot as
last week.

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Charlie, what can I say?

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All you do around here is suck cock.

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That's what you ever do anywhere.

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I don't. You might. I don't. But these
fuckers here, they were here last week

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and they're obviously here again.

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I suggest there's a nice little throne
for you there. There you go.

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I'm good for that. I'll just go beside
it instead.

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Okay, now them boots are hot.

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Nobody bought a chair for you to sit on,
so... No, you don't need chairs. Boys,

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don't be shy.

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Because I know you're fucking not.

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Far from it.

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Well, you weren't joking when you said
you like to suck dick then.

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Every girl loves to suck dick.

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No, every girl doesn't love to suck
dick. Trust me. Some don't. Some porn

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girls don't even like to suck dick.

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They aren't real girls then, are they?

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I like a mouthy bitch like you. It's
good. You could come again.

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He likes fucking dick. Sounds like
fucking monkeys coming out of the trees.

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This fucker's coming through the hard
way, mate. There's a pathway there.

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Sounds like gorillas in the mist.

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It tastes lube on this one.

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We'll

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probably

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do that in a more bad position.

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Get them balls in as well

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I believe you when you said you like to
suck dicks.

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I believe you now.

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This fucker in the Adidas is rock hard
next to you. I don't know what's wrong

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with him.

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I've been waiting.

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What, since the last time I was here?
Yeah, since last week. That's a fucking

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long time.

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Not a good idea to stay in the
background there, lads. You see which

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way my camera's pointing?

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You're either in or you're out.

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But I'm not cutting you out.

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That's not my job.

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No, no, your face isn't in anything,
mate. Don't worry about that.

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Couldn't give a fuck how ugly you are.
Or pretty.

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Whichever.

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I'm only interested in her face.

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By the end of this session.

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Okay now.

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Come on, suck his fucking Adidas down as
well.

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Trousers gone everything.

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Definitely fucking works. Either that or
it got too cold for him.

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That's it, get them big fucking tits
out.

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Fuck me.

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This is what you look like. I'll turn it
round so you can see.

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There you go.

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I'll say what others ain't. Well, what
thinking.

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You look like a fucking slag.

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I happily take that title.

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You'll take that title, yeah?

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I'm just saying what they think.

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Okay, now.

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Go on, put these balls in your mouth at
the same time. Go on.

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Shove them in. Stick them in.

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I wanna see out the back of your fucking
skull There we go There

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we go

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No

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gag

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reflex

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I bet you could get... Well, you did
then. Fuck me.

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I bet you could get two in there at the
same time.

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Go on, sword fight.

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Who's up for a sword fight?

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Oh, here we go.

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Who's got the minerals?

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Who's got the minerals?

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Oh, I need to get round here.

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There we go, sword fight.

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There we go. You get fucking three in
there.

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Anybody ever told you you got a big
fucking gob?

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I know.

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Look straight in this camera lens. There
you go. Oh,

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the kilogram members are going to
fucking love you.

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That is a sword fight at heart. Not that
I'm into that type of thing, because I'm

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not, but... I think you might be. No,
no, I ain't. But anyway, sword fight

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over. Just carry on doing what you do.

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Doing what you do best.

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I can tell these boys like you.

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They're not saying something because
they don't usually like fucking anybody.

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This one's not had a go yet, has he?

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You won't get what you were just getting
over there.

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There's a different species over here.

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I don't know where the camera is.

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It's alright.

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I'm surprised nobody ain't giving that
ass a good slap as it is.

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Got a stick there.

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Stick?

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No, that's a different kind of film. Why
didn't somebody hit him with a fucking

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stick?

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Somebody get that stick and fucking hit
him.

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Fucking weirdo you are. There's a stick
over there.

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Get them all around her face, boys. Stay
where you are.

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Get all them dicks around her face.
Let's see how pretty she looks.

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Go on.

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As many as you can. Get in tight. You've
already done the sword fight. It doesn't

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matter. Dicks touch. You're all friends.
What the fuck's wrong with you?

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There we go.

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Slap them all in the face.

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Go on, keep sucking your little slag.

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I'll just tell you what everybody's
thinking.

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You're a fucking slag.

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I'll happily tell you what I'm a slag.
What are you?

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A slag. Good girl.

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Actually, I put up more sluts on there.

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Oh, you like the word slut better? Did I
hear somebody playing a fucking guitar

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then? What the fuck was that?

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This ghost dog is in the sky, man.

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What the fuck?

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That's it. One to the other. Stay there.
Stay there. Next. On to the next one.

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Next one.

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Yeah, next one. Next one.

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We're playing compound chicken once
again.

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Remember that, boys, in the good old
days?

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Compound chicken. Next.

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Next. Next. You don't need to suck him
too long. Next. That's it.

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Do you know what compound chicken is?

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Okay. You'll find out soon enough.

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Don's happy. He's got a new girl.

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No. Kilogram members will be happy.

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We're back in the home of dogging.

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I bet if it was a 19-year-old
blonde-haired boy on his knees

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sucking cock, he'd be straight over.

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Yeah, I just say it as it is. Let him
say anything to me.

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If it was a chicken, a real chicken, as
they call them, sucking cock, he'd be

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straight over.

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He'd be straight over.

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They're the ones you gotta watch.

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Anyway.

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Charlie.

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Cheeky Charlie.

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I'm gonna get these boys to paint you in
spunk.

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Good. Go ahead, lads. Whenever you're
fucking ready, man.

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Don't hold back.

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I don't think she'll mind.

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There's a girl behind us who wants to
eat your cunt.

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I suspect if this was a bedroom
somewhere,

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you'd have had her tongue up your cunt
already.

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Go on, boys. Splash her fucking face.

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Kneel down low.

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Kneel down low. Stay there.

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Line up, lads.

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That's what you came for.

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Doesn't matter who.

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Let's gather round, lads. Doesn't matter
who's first or last. I know who'll be

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last.

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I'll just wait patiently for you all.
Yeah.

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One down.

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Good luck.

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I nearly got the last model.

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That's what we like.

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A bitch looking like a bitch. There we
go.

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Oh yeah. That is fucking fantabulous.

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Don't fucking move.

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Boys, spray her right where she is there
because it looks fantastic on this lens.

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Want some more?

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A load more.

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Yeah? I think you're gonna get loads
more in a sec.

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More semen.

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We need more semen.

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Did you just swallow that little bit as
well?

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Yeah, a little bit. You dirty cunt.

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I'm not going to spit it out and waste
it, am I? No, no, you're not.

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Not on this film you ain't anyway.

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Look at me, that all went in their
mouth.

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Swallow. swallow it that's it swallow it
you dirty slut

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and

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now for the biggest one of the night

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he

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pumped the out of that he did he did

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It's not as easy as it looks. It's not
as easy as it looks, I know, I know. You

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pumped the fuck out of that.

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You were fucking... Alright, for me and
my camera, you want to try all this cunt

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in the middle of November, I tell you.

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Keeping everything in focus.

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Anyway, Charlie Kane, for fuck's sake.

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That was a debut and a half.

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Welcome to kilogram.com.

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That was in full HD. How was your first
dogging mission?

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Amazing. Amazing. I think you're going
to be a favourite on our dogging mission

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part of the site.

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We'll see you again soon. I'm Don
Dogging Rubles, and that's another in

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the bag for kilogram.com in full HD.
Gives a fucking spermy, dirty kiss down

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the lens.

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I didn't mean touch the fucking thing.

